Sunday, December 09, 2007

Greatness


Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Chris Cotner

Chris Cockner is a dick....
not really, it is just fun to say that.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

happy little trees


long live the joy of painting...

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

crave case


this is a White Castle Crave Case. It is the best way to purchase sliders for a friday or saturday night in St. Louis. Portable, functional, light and handy with a handle and all. On the inside lid is the Crave Case Oath. It states...

"I hereby promise to share the contents of this Crave Case freely with my friends, and have them read this pledge, and while they are so distracted grab several burgers for myself."
brilliant

Thursday, August 03, 2006

circles again...

chris still has the racket on levels of hell...

Dr. Matt
Circle I Limbo

mikes mom
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Militant Vegans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Hipsters
Circle IV Rolling Weights

DMV Employees
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Chase Bank
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

amy grant
Circle VII Burning Sands

bob funk SR
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

The New York Yankees
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

circles

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle I Limbo

Greens
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Militant Vegans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

PETA Members
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Osama bin Laden
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

NAMBLA Members
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Casey
Circle VII Burning Sands

Tim
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

James
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Friday, July 28, 2006

flaming

i would like to throw out that chris cotner has the best flames of the month... simple to the point... and effective...
i was in a fetal position for most of saturday over the AV club comment. i will refrain from sharing glimpses of my life for at least month due to my overwhelming embarassement.

onto another issue,

weekend pie fellowship.
since SOME have become girls over the issue of friend respect, priorities and obligations vs mutual respect, appreciation and blone highlights, I just want to say that this is a GIRL ISSUE. GO TO OPRAH!